So apparently the Xbox police have had their eye on me for quite some time due to WORSHIPERS OF FAGGERTY AND FUCKERY. Cooperating with them, dropping dimes on your boy. So its MY FAULT that PARENTS let their kids that are under the age of 10 play online after MIDNIGHT on a school night. YEAH I’M IN THE WRONG resulting in them to hear my profane language and read my OFFENSE BIO of my xbox live account. What makes things worse are I doubt its the little kids reporting me because their whole LIFE seems profane when they talk online. Those Little kids curse wayyyyy more than me and tell me to suck on amillion genitals over and over again during each call of duty match. SO THAT LEAVES GROWN ASS MEN TELLING ON ME, REPORTING ME TO THE XBOX POLICE. Anyway TODAY they suspended my xbox live account for a day because of it. I WILL CONTINUE TO FIGHT THE POWERS THAT BE. FUCK LIVE ENFORCEMENT TEAM.

Alright so about approximately (btw thank god for spell check) 7pm my phone alerts me saying sprint has a new system update for my EVO SHIFT. I figured sure why not update and fix the bugs on the phone that shouldn’t be there in the first place such as the back light cutting off while your on the phone randomly making it difficult to text during a call causing you to trick the phone just to TEXT!!!! Anyway I updated like it asked me too and when it was done I go look and the home setup or dashboard as some call it is all weird AND GAY LOOKING LIKE WTF SPRINT! All my shortcuts were in place how I wanted for MAXIMUM LAZINESS!!!!! Now I have to press three buttons to access my favorite apps because I can only put so many apps on the home screen and if thats not enough FUCKERY my twitter application no longer works. FUCK SPRINT.